That was NOT the week...

Sadly, another weekend without knowing WHEN I'll be moving home. The boss man was swamped coming back from vacation and asked to speak early next week. So hopefully Monday or Tuesday I will know more.

While we wait, allow me to Provide a little amusement! Let me start by simply providing a picture.

Take a moment, you might be thinking to yourself, "what an interesting item, what could it be?" Could it be a bowl of some sort, if you are familiar with an immersion heater, you may think maybe some sort of coffee or soup bowl that keep things warm for you, what a great concept. Or maybe it could be some sort of incense device or way to interesting way to smoke your weed.

Now that you have pondered all the possibilities of such an item. Allow me to introduce you to the cover item on the new HAMMACHER SCHLEMMER catalog. The Portable Wood-Burning Hot Tub. Yes, that is right, for the low low price of 5,999.99 + tax and shipping, you and 3 of your closest friends can sit in this 200 gallon portable hot tub which is heated by starting a wood fire in the little metal basket hanging from it.

A hot tub... really? a hot tub? I kid you not, this is a hot tub, not a pasta bowl, not a soup bowl, not plastic. What the HELL are people thinking. For god sakes at least make it black or white or at minimum not freaking shiny orange like a big plastic bowl. The stupid thing even has a spot for your spoon (they say beverage.. I say spoon).

I haven't stopped laughing for 2 days after seeing this, I hope it provides you with as much amusement!